THE STORY OF AN AMERICAN

The story is told of an American who was always looking for short-cuts to financial success.He attempted to cross the Canadian border on his motorcycle.He carried two saddlebags strapped across his seat.The border guards questioned, ''What's in your saddlebags ?" "Rocks", the man replied.The guards empitied the bags to inspect them.Finding nothing but rocks, they sent the man on his way.A few weeks later,the same scenario occurred and so on every two or three weeks for several months.The guards endured the man's entry over the border with saddlebags full of rocks.Finally , the guards could no longer stand it ."We know you are smuggling something across the border but every time we check your saddlebags,there's nothing in them but rocks.It's driving us crazy.Tell us what you' re up to and we promise not to turn youy in ." " It's quite simple",the man smiled, I'm smuggling in stolen motorcycles.

WEDDING ANNIVERSERY

Today i went to my auntie's house to celebrate her wedding anniversery. When i went to my auntie's house went to the toliet to change to my swimming suit.I went down quickly to jump in to the pool and i have so much fun. After 3 hours of swimming i went to my auntie's house toliet again to bath.After bathing i went to the ground floor to have my dinner. After eating i went up again to watch TV. After watching i eat my dessert.My dessert are jelly and ice-cream.I enjoy myself because i am happy.