Little Johnny was sitting in a food court looking at the photo of his classmates when it slipped from his hands and landed under the sari of an Indian lady who was seating next to him. In all innocence, the boy went to the lady,"Auntie,"he said naively, "would you lift up your sari?" Don't talk nonsense,"the lady shouted,"why must I lift up my sari?" "To take photo."
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
MY NAME IS BOBBY
A mother was looking after her five-year-old son when he fell off a playground slide and hit his head.Worried that he might have a concussion,she checked him all night. Every hour, she'd gently shake him and ask, "What's your name?" Soon ,the boy began moaning in protest each time she enter the room .When she went in at 5 am, she found something white on his forehead. Leaning close, she saw a crayon-scrawled message taped to his forehead.It read: "My name is Bobby,Bobby,Bobby..."
AH BENG N AH SENG
Ah Beng and Ah Seng were hunting when Ah Seng collapased suddenly. Fantic, Ah Beng dialled the emergency number,995 on his handphone and shouted in panic,"My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?"A soothing voice at the other end said, "Don't worry, I can help . First, let's make sure he's really dead.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Yesterday, I went to "Science Centre" for my learning trip . I was so exicted that we are going to learn what is a life cycle of a chick.When i was in the lab,Mr Adam teach us what is a chick. Mr Adam let us touch the chick and the chick that is yellow in color is a male and the chick that is brown in color is a female.After the trip we went to a shop to buy some useful thing that we can use.After buying we Q up to go back to school.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
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